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I'm no longer a paid member (huhuhuhuhuh) so it's off to new journal name as I'm really sick of this one... catch me if you can...

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Wyl Phreeq

William Kenneth Price

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» :: Meet Emily ::
I went out and bought a new pet today. Kym and I threw all the money we had today in to rescue a poor Veiled Chameleon from the pet store. the pet store that saw we were buying an expensve beb lizard and raped us of all our chash with crap we don't really need, those fuckers...

WOZ gonna name her "Emiry" but I did some online research and discovered "IT" is a "SHE" so Emily is more groovy I think... these lizards get REALLY big after a few months, and are REALLY slow so they can't really RUN away. they don't like to be picked up at all (as far as grabbing their sides and picking them up),but they will freely walk onto your hands and you can hold them in the palm of your hand. AND they will freely walk around on your hands for hours on end...

Kym was letting her walk all up and down her arms and onto her boobs and eventually into her hair. she was really excited at ow cute she was. but don't let her fool you. Emily is a sinister killing machine, and as soon as I get the un-needed shit out of the cage, I shall prove it with the "Mealworm Bloodbath"...

Coming Soon...

but she kinda looks like this right now...



but will grow up looking someting like this...

Good pictures here (OPENS UP NEW WINDOW)

but the petstore guys sold me a bad of mulch shit for the bottom of the cage, and every site I found sez to not use anything like that as it will stick to her tongue when she eats her food and could make her sick...

so that's pretty weak... and then they sold me a big bag of fake plants for climbing on, tho I DO need that, I only needed half of it as I learned to keep their climbing shit sort of low so as to prevent upsidown hanging from the screen...

I also got some drippy water dealy... I totally need that, I NEED to get some calcium and some vitamin powder stuff still, and a UVA/UVB light... damn expensive creatures... needy bastards

apparently it stresses them out and makes them insane, I dunno...

but they'll eat out of your hands (fruit, bugs, seeds ect.) as early as 10 weeks of hatching. from the pictures and shit I found Emily's about 5 to 6 weeks old, as she's shedding a layer and they do that after the 1st 5 or 6 weeks during the 1st growth spurt or something...

so rad...
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:: BURGAFLICKLE!!!! ::
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updated the Web-Shyte...

well, I added a pix section anyhow...

lookie look...
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This is good...

This is for Kym...
» :: tO My swEEtY ::
I am so totally in love with kym. she's pretty much everything I've ever wanted in a significant other. took me forever to get her, and after last night I was shown that I'm never gonna lose her...

she was in "Tweakbaby mode" as she woz a DJ last night at this thing lori woz putting together. everyone remembers tweakbaby as the slutty drunken chick and whatnot (apparently) so guys would be flirting with her and all that. this woz all before I got there. I called her once I got off work, she left the venue to come pick me up from work (as she uses my car all the time since I can't drive it right now) and takes me home so I can get dolled up for the show. then she rushes back to the venue. I get ready and walk down there (it's only a couple blocks away) and I find her there hanging out with a group of guys. normally I'd get pretty paranoid, as I couldn't really make out who they were until I got up close. turns out to be some of our friends that we don't see nearly enuff, and twoz cool to run into them. but I never got paranoid. I totally completely trust her (with guys. girls on the other hand... that's a little tricky. we brifly discussed that last night too. heh)

she tells me some dude bought her a drink, and I don't care cuz that's $3 I don't gotta spend, right? we finally decide we need more beer, and we had a few & they were good. hooray. but as soon as I show up, she's going around to all these guys saying "this is my husband, isn't he weird looking?" and "he's got a tiny penis!" and then we sorta joke around with them a bit and people really got the hint that "Tweakbaby" woz no more. the name woz still on the flier and all, but now she's been snatched up by some lame guy and they can't get in her panties anymore. no matter how many beers they got her. it totally made me feel good that she initiated that movement and made it an "off limits" atmosphere. proving that she totally only wants/needs me...

then some of Kym's friends from work showed up right before her set. now I'm not normally one for talking to new people like they're my buddies, but these chicks were fucking cool as hell. we hit it off right away, I even did shots of Jager with one of them just cuz she wanted to and I'm not one to protest Jager...

they finally took off, as did Shane (oh yeah, she woz there too), and it woz just me and Kym hanging out while the other DJ's spun their muzick. pretty tipsy (we both were, me moreso due to the shots) she decides to get up and dance, I decide to sit and watch with my jaw to the floor. she's amazingly sexy when she's dancing. wanted to drag her home and shag her to pieces...

so I did...

we took off at the end of the night, and decided we needed some food. so I set the oven to preheat and we could have pizza and hot pockets (drunken gourmet at it's finest). as I'm setting all of this up she sez "hey wanna have sex out here?" (referring to the back porch that she's laying down on. being either a little drunk, or trying to be seductive, probably a little of both now that I think of it)

again, I'm not one to protest, so as the oven preheated we did a little bit-o-stuff, once it was done preheating put the food in and we did a bit-o-more-stuff, and it was HOT... (the "stuff" we did. not the oven. however I assume the oven woz pretty hot too, as it had been preheating for a while...)

then we came upstairs ate our food and fell asleep... er... I mean PASSED THE FUCK OUT...

but last night on the porch, she had this look in her eye...

that "yeah bitch, this is permanent, get used to it" type of look. and even tho we were both kinda drunk, still had most of our clothes on, and I had a WICKED fucking tooth ache, it was mind bendingly amazing. she coulda taken any of those gothy woe dancers home (guy or girl) and she decided to fuck ME on the porch, and is going to do so for the rest of our lives. (well maybe not on the porch for the rest of our lives, tho another round of that... well... I'm not one to protest...)

I love you kym, and even tho I allready knew you loved me back, you still find ways to prove it to me on almost a daily basis. and I think that's TRULY what makes a relationship work. not just saying "I love you" over and over again, cuz after a while it becomes "just words" (no matter how truthful they are). I think you need to really be REMINDED once in a while that this shit is for real, and everything else is just a slab of meat with a face and some drama attatched to it...

You and me, forever, taking on the planet. like we were meant to, all this time...

I love you Kym, not just because of the great sex, but because we both live inside eachther's heads rent free and there aren't many brain cells left in either head so we have enuff room for a few couches and shit in there...

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